Over the last few months there has been a lot of news coverage and controversy over a social network website called MySpace.com, and rightfully so. I decided to include a front page article about this in my newsletter to warn my clients of the dangers this website poses to their children and families.

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* Detect and remove hidden spyware and viruses

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Spyware is Internet jargon for hidden programs that advertisers install on your PC without your permission to spy on you, gather information, and report this information about you and your online activities to a third party.

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In a sign of the times, resorts and spas have found that guests getting massages are asking for more work on their hands, wrists and arms.

If you want to transfer music from your vinyl records onto an iPod, there are several ways to do it.

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were in a small private plane when it developed engine trouble and started to go down. The pilot grabbed a parachute and told the passengers they had better jump too, but there were only three parachutes remaining. The doctor said, "I save lives, so I must live", grabbed a parachute and bailed out.

The lawyer said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live". He grabbed a parachute and jumped. The priest said, "My son, I've lived a long, full life. Take the last parachute and live in peace". The boy gave the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just jumped out of the plane with my backpack".